When someone says they are “as old as dirt”, they are referring to the characters in this film. Even eons ago architects thought they were great and had all the answers. This is a time when architects didn’t wear pretentious beady glasses. Instead they named themselves Vashtar and faked their way through a project. On second thought, things haven’t changed. The problem is when a Pharaoh has fallen for a cold hearted vixen it screws up his plan for greatness and a life of swimming in his riches like Scrooge McDuck. You’ve heard the story a thousand times; well now you can see it from a thousand years ago.

We give you Land of the Pharaohs!

starchitect: Matthew Poncelow